Framed

[Primera Parte]

Gm                             Cm
Feeling kinky, lip syncing to Too 
$hort's "Freaky Tales" (Biatch!)
Gm                    Cm
Having creepy visions of whiskey 
drinking
Gm                                
And envisioning sneaking into 
             Cm
where Christie Brinkley dwells
         Gm                        
I know this is risky thinking but I
        Cm                   Gm
 wanna stick her like she's decals
                    Cm
But when murdering females
             Gm              
Better pay attention to these 
         Cm
details or you could be derailed
Gm                                
Better wear at least three layers 
    Cm
of clothing or be in jail
Gm                                
If you get scratched because your 
  Cm
DNA'll
       Gm
Be all up under her fingernails
Cm                           Gm
Man, he hears you, I don't think he 
cares
            Cm
He gives a fuck, even his pinky 
swears
Gm                            Cm
Three personalities burstin' out of 
me, please beware
Gm              Cm
Her TV blares, can't hear the 
creaking stairs
Gm                   Cm
She's unaware in no underwear, she's
 completely bare
Gm                Cm
Turns around and screams, I remember
 distinctly
Gm
I said "I'm here to do sink repairs"
Cm           Gm
    Chop her up, put her body parts
             Cm                    
In front of Steven Avery's trailer 
     Gm
and leave 'em there

[Estribillo]

    Cm              Eb
But hey man, I was framed
Gm                 Cm
I know what this looks like, 
officers
                     Gm
Please just give me one minute
Cm              Eb
I think I can explain
Gm
I ain't murdered nobody
Cm                         Gm
I know these words are so nutty
                  Cm      Eb
But I'm just here to entertain
Gm
How come your shirt is so bloody?
Cm                           Gm
There's a missing person, so what? 
He's
               Cm      Eb
Got nothin' to do with me
Gm                 Cm       Eb   Gm
I'm almost certain I was framed

[Segunda Parte]

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         Cm                     
Woke up, it was dawn, musta knew 
   Gm
somethin' was wrong
               Cm                  
Think I'm becomin' a monster 'cause
         Gm
 of the drugs that I'm on
 Cm                              
Donald Duck's on, there's a Tonka 
        Gm
Truck in the yard
                  Cm
But dog, how the fuck is Ivanka 
Trump in the trunk of my car?
          Cm                      
Gotta get to the bottom of it to try
Gm
 to solve it
          Cm                    
Must go above and beyond, 'cause 
         Gm
it's incumbent upon me

Plus I feel somewhat responsible for
 the dumb little blonde

Girl, that motherfuckin' baton 
twirler that got dumped in the pond
Cm                        Gm
Second murder with no recollection 
of it
                     Cm       
Collectin' newspaper articles, 
              Gm
cuttin' out sections from it
               Cm
Memory's too fucked to remember, 
destructive temper
Gm                         Cm    
Cut my public defender's jugular 
               Gm
then stuck him up in a blender
            Cm             
Another dismembered toddler 
                  Gm
discovered this winter probably
                 Cm
'Cause the disassembled body
               Gm                  
Was covered up in the snow since 
              Cm
the month of November oddly
                Gm
I'm wanted for questioning
                 Cm                
Them son of a bitches probably just
       Gm
 wanna pin this on me

[Estribillo]

    Cm              Eb
But hey man, I was framed
Gm                 Cm
I know what this looks like, 
officers
                     Gm
Please just give me one minute
Cm              Eb
I think I can explain
Gm
I ain't murdered nobody
Cm                         Gm
I know these words are so nutty
                  Cm      Eb
But I'm just here to entertain
Gm
How come your shirt is so bloody?
Cm                           Gm
There's a missing person, so what? 
He's
               Cm      Eb
Got nothin' to do with me
Gm                 Cm       Eb   Gm
I'm almost certain I was framed

[Tercera Parte]

       Cm
Still on the loose, they
               Gm
Spotted me inside McDonald's Tuesday
Cm                            Gm
In a Toronto Blue Jays cap, lookin' 
like your college roommate
Cm                    Gm
With Rihanna, Lupe, Saddam Hussein, 
Bobby Boucher
Cm                             Gm
Or was it Cool J? The cops is on a 
goose chase
         Cm
Just escaped from the state pen
     Gm
For eight women who hate men
                    Cm
Don't make it no weirder, I'm naked
         Gm
When I break in your basement
             Cm               Gm
Under your baby's play pen, I lay 
in, wait adjacent
            Cm                     
Facin' the door, remainin' patient 
        Gm
while stayin' complacent
         Cm                  Gm
Blatant sexual implications are 
continuin' to get thrown
Cm                       Gm
Insinuations are placed in little 
riddles and poems
Cm                  Gm
Left on your pillow in hopes, that 
when you get home
Cm                   Gm
You'll get the hint, ho: I'm in your
 window
Cm        Gm                   
   But it never occurred to me I 
Cm
could describe a murder scene
Gm
In a verse and be charged with first
 degree
Cm                           Gm
'Cause it just happened to match up 
perfectly
           Cm
With the massacre or the Burger King
 burglary
No, officer, you see

[Estribillo]

    Cm              Eb
But hey man, I was framed
Gm                 Cm
I know what this looks like, 
officers
                     Gm
Please just give me one minute
Cm              Eb
I think I can explain
Gm
I ain't murdered nobody
Cm                         Gm
I know these words are so nutty
                  Cm      Eb
But I'm just here to entertain
Gm
How come your shirt is so bloody?
Cm                           Gm
There's a missing person, so what? 
He's
               Cm      Eb
Got nothin' to do with me

( Gm  Cm  Eb  Gm )

 Cm
I'm almost certain I was framed