The Real Slim Shady

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Y'all act like you never seen a 
white person before
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Jaws all on the floor like Pam and 
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Tommy just burst in the door
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And started whoopin her ass worse 
than before
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They were first divorced, throwin 
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her over furniture (Ahh!)
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It's the return of the... "Ah, wait,
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 no way, you're kidding
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He didn't just say what I think he 
did, did he?"
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And Dr. Dre said... nothing you 
idiots!
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Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my 
basement! (Ha-ha!)
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Feminist women love Eminem
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Chigga chigga chigga
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"Slim Shady, I'm sick of him look at
 him
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Walkin' around grabbin' his 
you-know-what
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Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, 
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but he's so cute though!"
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Yeah, I probably got a couple of 
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screws up in my head loose
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But no worse, than what's goin on in
 your parents' bedrooms
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Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and 
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just let loose, but can't
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But it's cool for Tom Green to hump 
a dead moose
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"My bum is on your lips, my bum is 
on your lips"
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And if I'm lucky, you might just 
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give it a little kiss
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And that's the message that we 
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deliver to little kids
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And expect them not to know what a 
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woman's clitoris is
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Of course they gonna know what 
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intercourse is
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By the time they hit fourth grade
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They got the Discovery Channel don't
 they?
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"We ain't nothing but mammals.." 
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Well, some of us cannibals
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Who cut other people open like 
cantaloupes [SLURP]
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But if we can hump dead animals and 
antelopes
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Then there's no reason that a man 
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and another man can't elope
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[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I 
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feel, I got the antidote
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Women wave your pantyhose, sing the 
chorus and it goes

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'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the 
real Shady
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All you other Slim Shadys are just 
imitating
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So won't the real Slim Shady please 
stand up
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Please stand up, please stand up?

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his 
raps to sell his records
Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you 
too!
You think I give a damn about a 
Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even 
stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't
 it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to 
get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to 
Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better 
switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and
 Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave
 head to first
You little bitch, put me on blast on
 MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's 
married to Kim, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you 
gave Eminem VD [AHHH!]
I'm sick of you little girl and boy 
groups, all you do is annoy me
So I have been sent here to destroy 
you [bzzzt]
And there's a million of us just 
like me
Who cuss like me; who just don't 
give a fuck like me
Who dress like me; walk, talk and 
act like me
And just might be the next best 
thing but not quite me!

I'm like a head trip to listen to, 
cause I'm only givin you
Things you joke about with your 
friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the 
balls to say it
In front of y'all and I don't gotta 
be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it 
[*ERR*] i just shit it
Better than ninety percent of you 
rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up 
these albums like valiums
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm 
goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the 
nursin home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin
 off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of
 Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim 
Shady lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King, 
spittin on your onion rings
[*HACH*] Or in the parkin lot, 
circling
Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
With his windows down and his system
 up
So, will the real Shady please stand
 up?
And put one of those fingers on each
 hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind 
and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, 
how does it go?