Funny Car

Fish are jumpin’ In the country
How I’d love to be one.
Or a little Armadillo
Or a big fat caterpillar
I left my heart In the Quik Mart
With a short-slip skirt and a slurpee
Now I drive a lot
In my funny car
Drive it all around the parking lot

And I really like my innocence
And I really like my innocence
Gettin’ it out, gettin’ it out
Never made sense
But I really like my innocence

Drive my car
Into a building
Right through the front door of it
Run up the stairs
Tore off my pants (lalala lala dee da)
Shiny red dress
Happiness? Yes!
Fallin’ on the floor with her
She says Jesus
Am I (gearsnnn)
Now I wonder where she is

And I really like my innocence
And I really like my innocence
Gettin’ it out, gettin’ it out
Never made sense
And I really like my innocence
Innocence
Innocence