Honeydew Melons
Enter The Haggis
How much do you want for your honeydew melons
I'd give anything for those marvelous melons
I'm hungry can't you see that they belong to me
I must have those juicy melons now
You say they're not for sale, those honeydew melons
I've tried to no avail for those wonderful melons
I'll tell you what i'll do, it's entirely up to you
I'll trade you my banana and my two kiwi fruits
Why do you run away with your honeydew melons
To and fro they sway those wonderful melons
Have i offended you? you've left me with no clue
Off yonder i see coconuts, oh i suppose they'll do
How much do you want for your honeydew melons
I'd give anything for those marvelous melons
I'm hungry can't you see that they belong to me
I must have those juicy melons now
I must have those juicy melons now