B D E A C C# B [Verse 1] E I’m gonna tease my hair, E I'm gonna get my new suit on. E Check my little black book, E See who'll be the lucky one. A Four-star Rosy gets to have me A All night long. D E But she gets too friendly E D E [Chorus] When the hanky panky is done. A B But then she hangs out in my town, C C#m C# And she tries to track me down. A B She always wants to stick around, E Kiss the clown! [Verse 2] E Hop in my car, E Take off for the cash station, Em To get more money E To boost my reputation. A It's ladies' night at the bar, E I make a reservation. D I let the girls all buy me drinks, E That's instigation. [Chorus 2] A B But then her eyes get big and brown, C C# and her words all marriage-bound. A B But when I love you comes around, A Kiss the clown! This ain't no romance, pretty baby. E Kiss the clown! [Chorus 3] A Oh, don't get stuck on me, honey. E Kiss the clown! [Outro] G A Bend over baby, this ain't love!