The Abortive Baseball Bat

Hey dude, you know that I'm only human ;
I know that safe sex is a question of life and death,
But girls don't always suck,
and condoms always do...
So I don't give a fuck and let shit happen !
Well, fortunately, I never got aids,
But sometimes, I've dreaded becoming a father.
Hell, if a slut refuses to get an abortion,
Here comes an opportunity...
...to use my baseball bat !!!

For example once I've been phoned back
By a girl I'd fucked some times ago,
She was motherfuckin' six-month pregnant,
Abortion was impossible !

...she asked me to fulfill my responsabilities...

And that is exactly what I decided to do
As I came to her with the baseball bat solution
In my hands, 'Ready to play doctor once again?'

...eyes open suddenly with the first blast on the womb...

Belly pounding, foetus exploding :
In front of my grinding intentions,
Abdominal muscles are useless
I guess the unborn must wonder
'what happens outside?'
Before it turns to jelly inside !

After a while I stop my frenzy...

I realize that this time again,
I've gone maybe a bit to far
Blood on the floor from her insides
Reminds me that I was never born
To play doctors' game !