Hes Nobodys Moggy Now

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Somebody's moggy by the side of the 
road
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Somebody's pussy who forgot his 
highway code
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Someone's favorite feline who ran
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 clean out of luck
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When he ran on to the road and 
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tried to argue with a truck


[Verse 2]

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Yesterday he purred and played in 
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his pussy paradise
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Decapitating tweety birds and 
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masticating mice
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Now he's just six pounds of raw 
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mincemeat that don't smell very nice
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He's nobody's moggy now


[Verse 3]

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You who love your pussy be sure to 
keep him in
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Don't let him argue with a truck, 
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the truck is bound to win
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And upon the busy road, don't let
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 him play or frolic
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If you do I'm warning you it 
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could be cat.... astrophic


[Verse 4]

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If he tries to play on the 
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roadway, I'm afraid that will be 
that
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There will be one last despairing 
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meow! And a sort of squelchy splat
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And your pussy will be slightly 
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dead and very, very flat
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He's nobody's moggy, just red and
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 squashed and soggy
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He's nobody's moggy now, houuummmmm