Hes Nobodys Moggy Now

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Somebody's moggy by the side of the road
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Somebody's pussy who forgot his highway code
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Someone's favorite feline who ran clean out of luck
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When he ran on to the road and tried to argue with a truck


[Verse 2]

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Yesterday he purred and played in his pussy paradise
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Decapitating tweety birds and masticating mice
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Now he's just six pounds of raw mincemeat that don't smell very nice
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He's nobody's moggy now


[Verse 3]

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You who love your pussy be sure to keep him in
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Don't let him argue with a truck, the truck is bound to win
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And upon the busy road, don't let him play or frolic
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If you do I'm warning you it could be cat.... astrophic


[Verse 4]

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If he tries to play on the roadway, I'm afraid that will be that
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There will be one last despairing meow! And a sort of squelchy splat
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And your pussy will be slightly dead and very, very flat
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He's nobody's moggy, just red and squashed and soggy
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He's nobody's moggy now, houuummmmm