Jukebox And A Bar

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[Verse 1]
D
They can make cars drive themselves
           G
And prove time-travel ain't crazy as hell
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They've even got a pill to make a soft package hard
        D
But as far as we've came
                              G
When it comes to love and to blame
         D                    A
And the breaking of a lover's heart
               D
I think we're sorely lacking methods
        G
So I'm going with old time-tested:
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  A jukebox and a bar

[Chorus 1]
    G
One pushes me up the mountain
        D
And one rolls me down the hill
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While I sit in a phosphorescent dark
            G
So you can keep your fancy potions
          D            A
And your incandescent notions
       Bm         A              G
As for me and my barely-beating heart
            D
There's no better prescription
        G
For my broken disposition
D          A
  Than a jukebox and a bar

[Verse 2]
D
We got pinpoint GPS
        G
All you need is an address
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But her love is the one thing I can't find
           D
Meanwhile no one has a clue
                G             D
How to make her memory turn loose
            A         D
So much for academic minds

[Chorus 1]
    G
One pushes me up the mountain
        D
And one rolls me down the hill
        Bm        A             D
While I sit in a phosphorescent dark
            G               D
So you can keep your fancy potions
          D            A
And your incandescent notions
       Bm         A              G
As for me and my barely-beating heart
            D
There's no better prescription
        G
For my the human condition
D          A               D
  Than a jukebox and a bar

[Otro]
D
May look like music, booze, and beer
                 G
There's a whole more goin' on in here
D        A             D
  Than a jukebox and a bar