Fuck Christmas

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[Verse 1]
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Fuck Christmas, it's a waste of 
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fucking time
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Fuck Santa, he's just out to get 
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your dime
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Fuck holly and fuck ivy, and fuck 
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all that mistletoe
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White-bearded big fat bastards 
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ringing bells where e'er you go
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And bloated men in shopping malls,
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 all going ho, ho, ho
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It's fucking Christmastime again
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[Verse 2]
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Fuck Christmas, it's a fucking 
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Disney show
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Fuck reindeer, and all that 
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fucking snow
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Fuck carols and fuck Rudolph and 
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his stupid fucking nose
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And fucking sleigh bells tinkling
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 everywhere you fucking goes
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Fuck stockings and fuck shopping, 
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it just drives us all insane
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Go tell the elves to fuck themselves
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It's Christmastime again