A Brain Replaced with Separate Thoughts

I thought the point of having a brain
Was to use it to think and make decisions
But you have cut off your thought supply
And now let politicians and the liberal media think for you

Lab tests have shown zero brain activity
Your frontal lobe has "property of someone other than me" stamped on it

The TV has become your source of life
Entertainment Tonight makes you drool

No brain activity means no life