Goodbye Glamour, Hello Cabaret

Once inside I really couldn't believe the tragedy
Mayday! Mayday! What happened to the Sissi?
The place turned into a snobby nest for 30 year old nymphomaniacs in distress
I'd never seen so much hungry pussy celebrating their misery
For a few seconds I felt like 'The moment' in a low budget movie
My date turned out to be a junky vacillating between ecstasy and LSD
Despite the narcotic disagreement I still asked her for a dance
I should have noticed she was under strong chemical influence
Once on the dance floor she completely lost control of her toes
Shoving the mob with a succession of ballet moves accomplished with her eyes closed
Today is your birthday she said, and I'll be your present young lad
After a hesitating trip to the ladies room I tried to find an excuse to rush away
That's when she showed me something that surely would have made me stay
(If only she would have kept her dinner inside)
The end of the story could have been quite different that night