Things Dont Fit

       E                           
Took a trip to the closet and tried
                A
 on my prom dress, and it ripped
I don't know why I thought it might 
   E
fit
                      B          
I'm a whole different girl than I 
              A
was when it zipped

       B                      E   
And my body looks nothing like it 
               A
did when I was sixteen
                               C#m
Not like the ones I see in magazines
                   B           
But it plays my guitar, so it's 
              A
perfect for me


[Chorus]
                   D             
So I'm gonna thank God, I'm gonna 
       A
thank God
                      E
When things don't fit
                   D               
Cause why would I look like I did 
       A
in high school
                E
I hated that shit


[Verse 2]
I unbutton my pants at the 
                   A
restaurant when I take a seat
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I don't calculate anything that I 
E
eat
                     B             
Cause no one gives a fuck bout the 
           A
size of my jeans


[Chorus]
                    D              
And I'm gonna thank God, I'm gonna 
      A
thank God
                     E
When things don't fit
                  D                
Cause why would I look like I did 
       A
in high school
                E
I hated that shit
                     D             
Yeah I'm gonna thank God, I'm gonna
       A
 thank God
                     E
When things don't fit
                   D               
Cause why would I look like I did 
       A
in high school
                E
I hated that shit


[Bridge]
        D                   A
Oh, and nobody turns 95 and wishes 
that they'd bodychecked
E
Nobody looks back on life and wishes
 that they'd been more stressed
    D                             
And nobody eats birthday cake and 
A
wishes they'd enjoyed it less
    E
And nobody gives a shit if you rip 
up an old prom dress


[Chorus]
D                   A            
And I'm gonna thank God when 
            E
things don't fit
                F#                 
I'm gonna thank God, I'm gonna 
  A
thank God
                   E
When things don't fit
                D                A
I'm gonna thank God, gonna thank God
                     E
When things don't fit
                  D                
Cause why would I look like I did 
       A
in high school
               E
I hated that shit
                     D         
Yeah I'm gonna thank God, gonna 
       A
thank God
                     E
When things don't fit