Merry Swiftmas

Intro: C C F F
Dear Santa, I don't know if you're 
listening, but I've been pretty good
 this year.
And I don't know if it matters that 
I celebrate Chanukah, but I hope you
 get my wish


Verse: C C F F
C C
Hey what do you know it’s time for 
Christmas
F F
And I've been acting good all year
C C
I never have been all that 
superstitious
F F
But that don't mean I hate reindeer

C C
So Santa I don't know if you're 
listening,
F F
I'm not quite sure how this works
C C
I wanna good girl for hugging and 
kissing
F F
And not a head case who only dates 
jerks


Bridge: G Am F F
G Am F F
I don't need more toys and shinny 
things.
Continues after the ad
G Am F F
I just want a blond who likes to 
sing.

Chorus:


C G Am G
So don't put a bow on a box, there’s
 no need to send Megan Fox
F C G G
I don't need a big mansion, so lets 
nicks Scarlett Johansson
C G Am G
There'll be tear drops on my guitar 
if I end up with Amy Smart
Dm Dm F -> Fm (C )
So Santa for my gift, please send me
 Taylor Swift



C C F F

Verse: C C F F

So Santa when you come down the 
chimney
You can skip right pass the kitchen
I know you're sick of all of the 
cookies
So I got you Fearless Platinum 
Edition

Bridge: G Am F F x2

And no one will mess with her when 
she's mine
And Kanye will watch him mouth next 
time

Chorus:
C G Am G F C G G
So I'm gonna have to refuse, if in 
comes Penelope Cruz
If she is a bad girl I'm sending her
 back cause Lindsey Lohan is whack 
(just like crack)
I'd rather have Jason Mraz, than be 
stuck with Cameron Diaz
So Santa for my gift, please send me
 Taylor Swift





Am G F F Am G F Fm
I know her and I are gonna fit, 
Taylor Taubenfeld has ring to it

Chorus: [Stop Strumming]
I'd rather be hanging alone, than 
making out with Emma Stone
Yeah I'd rather get a supina, then 
kick it with Angelina
And yeah I'll probably shed a few 
tears, if you mess up and send 
Britney Spears



Dm Dm G G
So Santa for my gift
Am G# F F
please send me Taylor Swift.