El Distorto De Melodica

E|---------------------------------------------------------------| x1 
B|---------------------------------------------------------------|    
G|---------------------------------------------------------------|    
D|-3-3--x-x-x--x-x-x--3-3--x-x-x--x-x-x--3-3--x-x-x--x-x-x--3-3/-|    
A|-3-3--x-x-x--x-x-x--3-3--x-x-x--x-x-x--3-3--x-x-x--x-x-x--3-3/-|    
E|-1-1--x-x-x--x-x-x--1-1--x-x-x--x-x-x--1-1--x-x-x--x-x-x--1-1/-|    

(0:10)
             v ^ v
E|---------------------| x8 
B|---------------------|    
G|---------------------|    
D|-3-3--3\8--x-x-x--8--|    
A|-3-3--3\8--x-x-x--8--|    
E|-1-1--1\6--x-x-x--6--|    

(0:32)
        v v ^ v ^
E|-----------------------| x3   then    e|------| 
B|-----------------------| B|------|              
G|-----------------3-3-3-| G|------|              
D|-3-3--x-x-x-x-x--x-x-x-| D|------|              
A|-3-3--x-x-x-x-x--1-1-1-| A|-13/1-|              
E|-1-1--x-x-x-x-x--------| E|------|              

(0:46)
Bass then plays this, without any guitar
G|---------------| x4 
D|---------------|    
A|---------------|    
E|-1-1--\13--13--|    

(0:58)
Now back to guitar
            v ^ v
E|----------------------| x4 
B|----------------------|    
G|-------------------3b-|    
D|-3-3-3\4--x-x-x-------|    
A|-3-3-3\4--x-x-x-------|    
E|-1-1-1\2--x-x-x-------|    

(1:09)
Art then laughs maniacally, and the guitar then continues.
(Note: Play each note eight times really really fast for each time it is written down
below, I couldn't be bother writing each individual note.)
E|------------------------| 
B|-3--3--2--2--3--4--4--4-| 
G|------------------------| 
D|------------------------| 
A|------------------------| 
E|------------------------| 

(1:21)
Bass then plays this, without any guitar
G|----------------------8-| x4 
D|------3-3-3-1-3-1-3-----|    
A|------------------------|    
E|-1-1--------------------|    

(1:31)
Guitar then returns, while the bass keeps playing the above bass line
(Note: Play each note eight times really fast for each time it is written down below.)
E|------------------------------------------------| 
B|-6--6--5--5--6--6--5--5--3--3--2--2--3--4--5--5-| 
G|------------------------------------------------| 
D|------------------------------------------------| 
A|------------------------------------------------| 
E|------------------------------------------------| 

(1:53)
Art then yells "Come on." and then the guitar goes like this; with the band joining in
halfway through.
E|------------------------------------| x4 
B|------------------------------------|    
G|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3----3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|    
D|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3----3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|    
A|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1----1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-|    
E|------------------------------------|    

(2:13)
            v ^ v v
E|-----------------------| x7 
B|-----------------------|    
G|-------------------3---|    
D|-3-3-3\4--x-x-x-x----3-|    
A|-3-3-3\4--x-x-x-x------|    
E|-1-1-1\2--x-x-x-x------|    

E|-------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|-3-3b-3-3-3-3-3-3--3-3b-3-3-3-3-3-3--3-3b-3-3-3-3-3-3--3-3b-3-5b-0-| 
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------| 
A|-------------------------------------------------------------------| 
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------| 

(2:41)
             v ^ v
E|---------------------| x4 
B|---------------------|    
G|---------------------|    
D|-3-3--3\8--x-x-x--8--|    
A|-3-3--3\8--x-x-x--8--|    
E|-1-1--1\6--x-x-x--6--|    

E|-------------------------------| x4 
B|-------------------------------|    
G|-------------------------------|    
D|-3-3---------------------------|    
A|-3-3--(p| ick scrape down neck)--|  
E|-1-1---------------------------|    

(3:05)
And finish with.....
E|-----| 
B|-----| 
G|-----| 

D|-3-3-|
A|-3-3-|
E|-1-1-|