Intro: (fade in)

Repeat 3 times
E|---------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------|
D |-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|
A |-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|
E |-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|

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G|---------------------------------|
D |-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---------------|
A |-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---------------|
E |-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1---------------|

Verse:
                                 F
Thanks for the Christmas card
D               C               Bb             F
I don't want to hear about your new job now
D               C               Bb               F
I don't want to hear about your new boyfriend
D               C             Bb          G
I don't want to hear about it all working out for you
Bb                               F
No I don't want to hear it now
D               C               Bb                    F
I don't want to hear about your swinging new place
D               C             Bb                    F
I don't want to hear how everyone thinks its great
D              C             Bb     G
I just want to say that I am ??? to hate you
Bb                           F
Yes I will be hating you for Christmas

                                   F
You can have the Christmas tree
D                C                Bb                     F
Remember when we bought it at the store down the street
D               C                 Bb           F
Remember when I found that cheesy color-wheel
D               C               Bb             G
I don't want to think about the lights on your white skin
Bb                                  F
No I don't want to think about it
D               C              Bb         F
I don't want to think about ???
      D              C                Bb             F
We'ld say it was the best sex that we both ever had
D               C              Bb           G
I don't want to think about my face in your soft hair
Bb
I will be hating you for Christmas

I will be hating you for Christmas
I will be hating you for Christmas
I will be hating you for Christmas
Yeah I will be hating you for Christmas
I will be hating you for Christmas
I will be hating you for Christmas
I will be hating you for Christmas

Go!

I must be losing my mind
There's got to be a better way to deal with the pain
There's got to be a better way to deal with the pain
I wish that I could find some way to make you go away
I wish that I could have a drink and make you fade
I wish that I could have myself a drink and make you fade
I wish that I could have a drink and make you go away

Yeah make you go away
I wish that I could make you go away
I will be hating you for Christmas
Yeah I will be hating you for Christmas
I will be hating you for Christmas
I will be hating you for Christmas
I will be hating you for Christmas
I will be hating you for Christmas
I will be hating you for Christmas
I will be hating you for Christmas
I will be hating you for Christmas