Photoshop Handsome

Intro G6/D  E  A9/F#

Verse 1 (first half drum/bass only):

G       E             F#
I will gain an extra life etc. to:

G       E          Fmaj7/C
Like a television set/Gangrene knuckle announced so audibly!

G6/D   E             A9/F#
I will boost my attention span etc. to

Chorus 1:
      A        G#m                   Fmaj7/C    G6/D                     F#m
1 Airbrush! What've you done with my father? Why does he look like a carving?
2 And Ah-Ah-Ah! Who did your Photoshop handsome? You ready for reincarnation?

Continues after the ad
      B                  C             B
1 How do I live in the present?  Can I make my own density?
2 Gotta come back as something organic, Or come back as something else!

Intro Riff as before
G6/D    E                A9/F#
       Just come back as something else!
       More dollar! Less scholar! Less time!

Verse 2
My teeth dazzle etc. (as Verse 1 with full chords) to:

G6/D    E                A9/F#     (no chord)
I have skin like a waxen peel, and a face that I can never feel but

Chorus 2
A         G#                          Fmaj7/C
Airbrush! What have you done with my landscape etc. to:

G6/D                 F#m              B                            C
You ready for reincarnation?   Gotta come back as something less frantic

B                                 D          F                    (no chord)
You gotta banish that army of panic   Gotta come back as something organic,

(no chord)
Just come back as something organic, etc.

Intro Riff as before
G6/D         E        A9/F#
I will gain an extra life (repeat)