Lazy As Fuck

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          (o   o)         Lazy As Fuck - Evil Cowards
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          (oo o )
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INTRO
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E G C x2

VERSE 1 PART A
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E                    G           
 Is it 'cause you're merely down 
          C
on your luck
                            D
Or is 'cause you're lazy as fuck
                    Em
Pick the words that best describe 
you
D                 G
 Hide them in the soles of your 
shoes

E                 G              
 Can you feel the fury's running 
   C
a muck
Running over you like a monster 
D
truck
                          Em
You're not doing what you were born 
to do
D                         G
 Stop pretending like you don't know
 it's true

VERSE 1 PART B
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Dm            C              G
 The thing I like most about you
Is that you're held together with 
   Dm
glue
                 C                 
And you let them tell what you 
  G
can't do
                             F
Even though they all do it too
           Am                G
Now you're getting what you give
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Everything is relative
F                 Am             F
 Increase the cost we both are lost
    Am               G
Now that I live with you

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BDA K
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E       G    C   (Am)
Ahhhhhh ha ha ha haaaaa X4

E E
Bm A G E/A
Bm A G Aadd9


VERSE 2 PART A
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E          G                     
 Is it our society that's making 
    C
you sick
Or could it be you're just a nasty 
  D
prick
                 Em
Hiding all your meanest faces
D                   G
 Retreating to your hiding places

E                 G              
 Is the quicksand you're in 
         C
running too quick
Cause getting out of that would be a
        D
 neat trick
                   Em
And everything you do goes nowhere
D                     G
 It's as if you let Delilah cut your
 hair

VERSE 2 PART B
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Dm                   C
But you got a couple good things 
going for you
G                         Dm
 You got a pentagram tattoo
           C             G
And an authentic didgeridoo
Even though you can't carry a tune
F        Am                  G
 And the good times have to end
I hope to see you around here again
F            Am
 You best believe
              F
That I can't leave
Am                 G
When I'm still in you

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OUTRO
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E       G    C   (Am)
Ahhhhhh ha ha ha haaaaa X4
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KEY
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/   slide up
\   slide down
~   let ring
b   bend
r   release bend
h   hammer-on
p   pull-off
v   vibrato
X   muted string
()  ghost/optional