Million Dollar Bash

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[Verse]
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Well, that big dumb blonde with Gorgeous George
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And Turtle, that friend of theirs, with his cheques all forged
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And his cheeks in a trunk with a cheese in the cash
        E                          B              E
They're all gonna be there at that million dollar bash, and it's

[Chorus]
C#m       A   E
Ooh baby, ooh-ee
C#m       A   E
Ooh baby, ooh-ee
          B              E
It's that million dollar bash

[Verse]
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Everybody come right now, go over there and back
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The louder they come, well, the bigger they crack
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Come now, Sweet Pea, and don't forget the flash
      E                      B              E
We're all gonna meet at that million dollar bash

[Chorus]
C#m       A   E
Ooh baby, ooh-ee
C#m       A   E
Ooh baby, ooh-ee
          B              E
It's that million dollar bash

[Verse]
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Well, I took my counsellor out to the barn
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Silly Nelly was there, she told him a yarn
      E                   A
Then along came Jones and emptied the trash
     E                      B              E
Everybody went down to that million dollar bash

[Chorus]
C#m       A   E
Ooh baby, ooh-ee
C#m       A   E
Ooh baby, ooh-ee
          B              E
It's that million dollar bash

[Verse]
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Well, I been hittin' it too hard, you know, my sloes won't take
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I get up in the morning, bit too early to wake
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First it's "Hello", then "Goodbye", oh, they push and they crash
    E                                 B              E
But everybody's gonna make it to that million dollar bash

[Chorus]
C#m       A   E
Ooh baby, ooh-ee
C#m       A   E
Ooh baby, ooh-ee
          B              E
It's that million dollar bash

[Verse]
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Well, I looked at my watch, then I looked at my wrists
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Punched myself in my face with my fists, then I
                      A
Took my taters back a-home to be mashed
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But then I made it right on to that million dollar bash

[Chorus]
C#m       A   E
Ooh baby, ooh-ee
C#m       A   E
Ooh baby, ooh-ee
          B              E
It's that million dollar bash

[Chorus]
C#m       A   E
Ooh baby, ooh-ee
C#m       A   E
Ooh baby, ooh-ee
          B              E
It's that million dollar bash

[Chorus]
C#m       A   E
Ooh baby, ooh-ee
C#m       A   E
Ooh baby, ooh-ee
          B              E
It's that million dollar bash