Midlife Crisis

Intro: E

E                          G
  Go on and ring my neck
G                           B/F#
  Like when a rag gets wet
B/F#                     A
  A little discipline
A                       E
  For my pet genius
E                           G
  My head is like lettuce
G                               B/F#
  Go on, dig your thumbs in.
B/F#
  I cannot stop giving
B
  I'm thirtysomething.

E
  Sense of security
G
  Like pockets jingling
B/F#       A
  Midlife crisis
E
  Suck ingenuity
G
  Down through the family
B      (B)
  Tree...

        E                    D
  You're perfect yes it's true
  A             E                       D
But without me you're only you
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  A
(you're only you)
       E               D
  Your menstruating heart
 A        E
  It ain't bleeding enough for two.

 E       G   B/F#     A
  It's a midlife...crisis
 E       G   B/F#     B
  It's a midlife...crisis

E                       G
  What an inheritance
G                               B/F#
  The salt and the kleenex
B/F#                       A
  Morbid self-attention
A                         E
  Bending my pinky back
E                       G
  A little discipline
G                  B/F#
  A donor by habit
B/F#
  A little discipline
B
  Rent an opinion.

E
  Sense of security
G
  Holding blunt instrument
B/F#        A
  Midlife crisis
E
  I'm a perfectionist
G                                  B
  And perfect is a skinned knee.

     E                     D
  You're perfect yes it's true
  A         E               D
But without me you're only you
          A
(you're only you)
      E               D
  Your menstruating heart
 A       E
  It ain't bleeding enough for two.

 (E)
   Yeah...yeah...yeah...yeah...
        aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh...

 E         G
  It's a midlife...
   B/F#
 Crisis...
E           G
  It's a midlife...
     B/F#   B
 Crisis...

     E                      D
  You're perfect yes it's true
  A         E               D
But without me you're only you
      E               D
  Your menstruating heart
 A          E
  It ain't bleeding enough for two...