Disloyal Order Of Water Buffaloes

[Intro]
D           A
I'm coming apart at the seams.
Bm                   G
Pitching myself into other people's dreams.
     D           A
Like buzz, buzz, buzz.
               Bm         G         D
Doc, there's a hole where something was.
               Bm         G         D
Doc, there's a hole where something was.

[Verse 1]
            D                           A     G
Fell out of bed. Butterfly bandage, But don't worry.
               D                          A G
You'll never remember, Your head is far too blurry.
               Bm        G             A          D
Put him in the back of a squad car, Restrain that man
   Bm             G             A   D
He needs his head put through a cat scan.
    Bm     G        A     D
Hey editor, I'm undeniable
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    Bm         G     A     D
Hey Doctor, I'm certifiable
G               A                Bm
I'm a loose bolt of a complete machine
       G          A              Bm      A     G
What a match: I'm half doomed and you're silly sweet

D-D-D-D

[Chorus]
   D       G     Bm            A
So boycott love, Detox just to retox
        D           G             Bm             A
And I'd promise you anything for another shot at life
  D       G                Bm      A
Imperfect boys, With their perfect ploys
       D                 G                   Bm                A
Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy (wants to hear you sing about tragedy)

[Verse 2]
       D                       A G
Little girl, You got my staring eye
          D                       A G
Or was it just a telescopic camera lie
       Bm           G       A          D
Pretty dolls in the highway Truck stop stalls
Bm        G          A     D
Lock-less jails to deny my rules
   Bm                 G              A          D
So rookies leave your badge and your gun on the desk when you
Bm        G    A
leave the room
G               A                Bm
I'm a loose bolt of a complete machine
       G          A              Bm      A     G
What a match: I'm half doomed and you're silly sweet

**Chorus**

[Bridge]
D (let it ring for a while)

**Chorus**