Intro: Cm G# Bb Gm G# Fm G G (x2)

Verse 1:
Cm              G#                Bb Gm
  I'm a preacher, sweating in the pew
G#           Fm          G
  For the salvation, I'm bringing you
Cm              G#                Bb         Gm
  I'm a salesman, I'm selling you hooks, and plans
G#      Fm                 G
  And myself, for making demands

Chorus:
Cm   Eb  Fm                           Cm
When I'm home alone I just dance by myself
Cm   Eb Fm                                         Cm
And you pull my head so close, volume goes with the truth
Cm Eb   G#            Bb                   Fm
Signing off, "I'm all right in bed but I'm better with a pen"
G#              Bb                    Cm G# Bb Gm G# Fm
  The kid was alright but it went to his head

G

Verse 2:
Cm               G#                 Bb       Gm
  I am God's gift, but why would he bless me with
G#             Fm                G
  Such wit without a conscience equipped
Cm                    G#                Bb        Gm
  I'm addicted to the way I feel when I think, of you, woah
G#                  Fm             G
  "There's too much green, to feel blue"

(Repeat Chorus)

Interlude: C Am F G (x2)

Joe:
e|-----0-------0-------3-------3-------0-------0-------0-----------|
B|---1---1-0-1---1---1---1---1---1---1---3---1---3---1---3---3-0-1-|
G|-0---------------2-------2-----------------------0-------0-------|
D|---------------------------------3-------3-----------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------|

(Repeat Chorus except last 2 lines)

Cm   Eb G#            Bb                   
Signing off, "I'm all right in bed but 
    Gm
I'm better with a pen"
G#            Bb                   Fm         Gm
  "I'm all right in bed but I'm better with a pen yeah"
G#            Bb                   Fm         Gm
  "I'm all right in bed but I'm better with a pen"
G#              Bb                    Cm G# Bb Gm G# Fm
  The kid was alright but it went to his head

G