Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On a Bad Bet

Bb     A     C    Dm   C    Dm     C (Dm) Bb            A      C     Dm
  Mr. Sandman showing his beam, when he walks into the room the walls lean
   (Dm)
in to listen
Bb     A   (C)   Dm      (C)      Dm       C (Dm)    Bb      A       C
  Surf out blank waves, clicking back and forth like old headlights sniffing
Dm      (Dm)
bottled you again.
Bb          A     C     Dm     C      Dm     C     Bb            A
Head like a steel trap, wish I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't,
      C     Dm         (Dm)         (Bb)
I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I don't…
 Bb   A    C  Dm C Dm   C      Bb      A    C Dm
 Just want to be a footnote in someone else's happiness.

      Bb        A    C  Dm   C   Dm  C    Dm  Bb       A        C
(And) Does your husband know the way that the sunshine gleams from your
Dm      (Dm)
wedding band?
        Bb       A    C       Dm   C   Dm  C  Dm  Bb
Does he know the way, does he know the way of the crickets that would
A         C    Dm     (Dm)
convince me to call it a night?

F      F/E               Dm             Bb              (F)
I will never end up like him, behind my back, I already am.
       F         F/E               Dm     Bb
Keep a calendar, this way you will always know.

    D5                 E           F                           G
The last time you came through, oh darling, I know what you're going through.
    D5                 E           F                       G
The last time you came through, oh darling, oh darling, oh darling…

( Bb A C Dm C Dm C ) (Dm)
( Bb A C Dm ) (Dm)

Bb           A       Dm
Tempest in a teacup, get unique.
Bb       A   C    Dm        (Dm)
Peroxide Princess shine like shark teeth
       Bb           A        C      Dm     C     Dm
It's a sign,(it's a sign)    It's a sign,(it's a sign)
(C)    Bb         A      C      Dm      (Dm)
It's a sign, what if you peaked early.

      Bb        A    C  Dm   C   Dm  C    Dm  Bb       A        C
(And) Does your husband know the way that the sunshine gleams from your
Dm      (Dm)
wedding band?
        Bb       A    C       Dm   C   Dm  C  Dm  Bb
Does he know the way, does he know the way of the crickets that would
A         C    Dm     (Dm)
convince me to call it a night?

Bb        A      C  Dm   C   Dm  C  Bb      A  C Dm   (Dm)
  Does he,  does he know the way to worship our  love?
      Bb        A    C  Dm   C   Dm  C    Dm  Bb       A        C
(And) Does your husband know the way that the sunshine gleams from your
Dm      (Dm)
wedding band?

F      F/E               Dm             Bb              (F)
I will never end up like him, behind my back, I already am.
       F         F/E               Dm        Bb
Keep a calendar, this way you will always know.

("Turn-Up")
    D5                 E           F                           G
The last time you came through, oh darling, I know what you're going through.
    D5                 E           F                       G
The last time you came through, oh darling, oh darling, oh darling…

Bb          A   C   Dm    C         Dm      C     Bb        A  C    Dm
  Does your husband know? Does your husband know? Does your husband know
(Dm)           Bb
Oh oh oh, whoa-oh…
A  C     Dm    C       Dm    C       Bb        A        C    Dm  Dm  Dm
 Does he know? Does he know, does he know? Whoa-ah-ah-ah-ah, oh! oh! oh!

F      F/E               Dm             Bb               F
I will never end up like him, behind my back, I already am.
       (F)       F/E               Dm        Bb
Keep a calendar, this way you will always know.

        F                  F/E
Oh, the last time you came through,
   Dm                          Bb
Oh darling, I know what you're going through.
    F                Bb
The last time you came through,
    Dm                         Bb (let ring)
Oh, darling I know what you're going through.

(special chords)
    F/E    D5
E |--------------| 
B |-(10)---------| 
G |--9------7----| 
D |--10-----7----| 
A |--7------5----| 
E |--------------|