Yule Shoot Your Eye Out

[Intro]  B  C#  G#m  E
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                 B     C#
These are your good years
      G#m        E
Don't take my advice
          B          C#       
You never wanted the nice boys 
G#m     E
anyway
           B    C#
And I'm of good cheer
         G#m                 E
'Cause I've been checking my list
    B               C#          G#m
The gifts you're receiving from me
     E
Will be

E/G   G#m
One awkward silence
E
And two hopes
    E/G             G#m
You cry yourself to sleep
           E
Staying up, waiting by the phone
    E/G   G#m
And all I want this year
E                           E/G  
Is for you to dedicate your last 
           G#m
breathe to me
           E    Em
Before you bury yourself alive

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B  F/B      E        F#
Don't come home for Christmas
B          F/B          E
You're the last thing I wanna see
F#             B  F/B  E  F#
Underneath the tree
E
Merry Christmas
Em
I could care less

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( B  C#  G#m  E )

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B     C#        G#m
Happy New Years baby
E
You owe me
    B         C#     G#m       E
The best gift I will ever ask for
B     C#      G#m       E
Don't call me up, when the snow 
comes down
B        C#           G#m        E
It's the only thing I want this year

E/G   G#m
One awkward silence
E
And two hopes
    E/G             G#m
You cry yourself to sleep
           E
Staying up, waiting by the phone
    E/G   G#m
And all I want this year
E                           E/G  
Is for you to dedicate your last 
           G#m
breathe to me
           E    Em
Before you bury yourself alive

B  F/B      E        F#
Don't come home for Christmas
B          F/B          E
You're the last thing I wanna see
F#             B  F/B  E  F#
Underneath the tree
E
Merry Christmas
Em
I could care less
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C  E/A      F        G
Don't come home for Christmas
C          E/A          F
You're the last thing I wanna see
G              C  E/A  F  G
Underneath the tree
F
Merry Christmas
F
I could care less
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