Sarcasm Meter

Oh, you walked in like you know it all
Throwing wisdom like it’s a cannonball
You wear that pride like a royal crown
But every word’s just bringing you down

I try to keep it cool, but it’s too much to ignore
The more you talk, the more I'm done for sure

'Cause my level of sarcasm depends on your stupidity
Every line you say just fuels my humility
The more you prove you don’t know a thing
The sharper my words, and oh, do they sting

You see my smirk? It’s a warning sign
Step any closer, and you’ll toe the line
I can be nice, I swear it’s true
But the less you think, the worse I’ll do

I try to keep it calm, but it’s too hard to hide
With every word, I'm losing my pride

'Cause my level of sarcasm depends on your stupidity
Every line you say just fuels my humility
The more you prove you don’t know a thing
The sharper my words, and oh, do they sting

You see my smirk? It’s a warning sign
Step any closer, and you’ll toe the line
I can be nice, I swear it’s true
But the less you think, the worse I’ll do

I try to keep it calm, but it’s too hard to hide
With every word, I'm losing my pride

'Cause my level of sarcasm depends on your stupidity
Every sentence you spin just shows your naivety
I'm biting my tongue, but it’s starting to bleed
Can’t hold back with the words you feed

I don’t want to be the one
To always bite back with wit and fun
But your words are flames, and I'm the spark
Lighting up this snarky dark

My level of sarcasm depends on your stupidity
You raise the bar, I’ll match your audacity
The more you go, the sharper I’ll be
Like a razor cutting through the breeze
My level of sarcasm depends on your stupidity
You raise the bar, I’ll match your audacity
The more you go, the sharper I’ll be
Like a razor cutting through the breeze

So think before you talk, or you’ll get what you seek
A world of sarcasm, every day of the week
It’s a game we’ll play, until you see
That my level of sarcasm depends on your stupidity