Im Not A Vampire Revamped

Am Dm9 F7 Esus4 E
Am Dm9 F7 Esus4 E


[Verse 1]

Am Dm9 F7 E

       Am                          
Well, I'm not a vampire, but I feel
      Dm
 like one
             F                     
Sometimes I sleep all day 'cause I 
         E
hate the sunlight
    Am
My hands are always shaking
                              Dm
Body's always aching, and the dark 
is when I feed
            F                    
Well, I can lure any woman that I 
                E
want to in my bed with me


[Pre-Chorus 1]

    F                 G       
And whiskey seems to be my holy 
    Am     G
water
    F                G            
And mothers, better lock your 
      E         F    G     Am
doors and hide your daughters


[Chorus]

       Am                Dm
'Cause I'm insane, I can feel it in 
my bones
F                                 
Coursing through my veins, when 
  E
did I become so cold?
    Am                    Dm
For goodness sakes, where is my 
self-control?
   F                                
  N.C.           E   Am
If home is where my heart is, then 
my heart has lost all hope


[Instrumental]

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[Verse 2]

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       Am                          
Well, I'm not a zombie, but I feel 
     Dm
like one today
F                      E
Self-induced comatose, chemical daze
   Am                              
My head is always spinning from 
                            Dm
this dizzy blurry vision and my 
stomach has had enough
   F                               
I feel like a lady that is pregnant
                        E
 with a baby 'cause I'm always 
throwing up


[Pre-Chorus 2]

    F                 G           
And hi, my name is Ronnie, I'm an 
  Am     G
addict
    F                G            
And daddy should've never raised 
  E        F  G
me on Black Sabbath


[Chorus]

Am                Dm
I'm insane, I can feel it in my 
bones
F                                 
Coursing through my veins, when 
  E
did I become so cold?
    Am                    Dm
For goodness sakes, where is my 
self-control?
   F                               
If home is where my heart is, then 
   E                  Am
my heart has lost all hope

[Post-Chorus]

When will you mortals believe? (He's
       Dm9
 not a vampire)
I just want the world to bleed (He's
       F7
 not a vampire)
Lust at the sight of your blood 
            Esus4
(He's not a vampire)
                             E
I swear to God, I am not a— (He is 
not a—)


[Instrumental]

Am E             C E   Dm7
    (He is not a—)

[Bridge]

                    F7        Am
So God bless all of you now
                             G   
'Cause I'm going straight to Hell 
              Dm9
(Straight to Hell)
                           F7     Am
And I'm taking you down with me
                      G
Because you know damn well


[Instrumental]

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[Pre-Chorus 3]

     Am                        Dm
So I sharpen my teeth 'cause I love 
the way it feels
       F                           
When I sink into your skin and draw
     E
 the only thing that's real
            Am                 Dm
You don't believe me, should I write
 it in blood?
           F                       
You better drive that fucking stake
               E
 right down my heart and try to run
Motherfucker, I'm a vampire


[Chorus]

    Am                Dm9
And I'm insane, I can feel it in my 
bones
F7                                
Coursing through my veins, when 
  E
did I become so cold?
    Am                    Dm9
For goodness sakes, where is my 
self-control?
   F7                              
If home is where my heart is, then 
   E
my heart has lost all
Heart has fucking lost all
          Dm9  E   F
Heart has lost all hope
               G    Am
(He's lost all hope)
(He's lost all hope)
    Am       E         Dm   E   Am
All hope, my heart has lost all hope