The Memo

C
I'm gonna steal some bedsheets
F             C

From an amputee
C
I'm gonna mount em on a canvas
       D                   G
In the middle of the gallery
F                      E        
I'm gonna tell everybody it was 
Am                  D
painted by a chimpanzee
Am                   D
But just between you me
G (single strum)
Here at the cultural low water mark
If it's fraud or art
They'll pay you to believe


C

C
I'm gonna take five young dudes
F                C
From white families
C
Gonna mount em on a billboard
       D             G
In the middle of the country
F                   E            
I'm gonna tell everybody they 
       Am                 D
sing like angels with whiter teeth
Am                       E
But just between you and me
G (single strum)
Continúa después del anuncio
They're just like the ones before
With their standards lower
Every concert goer will pay you to 
believe

C

F                        C
Caffeine in the morning, alcohol at 
night
F                            C
Cameras to record you and mirrors to
 recognize
           Am
And as the world is getting smaller
D
Small things take up all your time
          Am                       
Narcissus would have had a field 
        D
day if he could have got online
                 G
And friends it's not self-love that 
kills you
                    Am          
It's when those who hate you are 
 D
allowed
                 G                 
To sell you that you're a glorious 
                Am            
shit the entire world revolves 
   D
around
                    G
And that you're the eater, and not 
the eaten
              Am               D
But that your hunger will only cease
            G               
If you come binge on radiant 
                     Am       D
blandness at the disposable feast


(All single strum for thus part)

     Am                    F
Just quickly how would you rate 
yourself
            Am                     
In terms of sex appeal and cultural
   F
 significance
Gm                       Gm
Do you usually listen to music like 
this
       Gm
We can recommend some similar 
artists
        Gm
Are you feeling depressed?
                    F#
But your feedback's important
   F
To us

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C
Gonna buy myself a sports team
F               C
And put em in a pit
C
Gonna wage the old crusade
D                G
Against consciousness
F                      E         
All I need is a couple winners to
           Am                D
 get every loser to fight in it
             Am
You keep the golden calf
                    D
I just need the bullshit
G
They won't just sell themselves into
 slavery
They'll get on their knees and pay 
you to believe