The Mouth Don't Stop (The Trouble Today With Women Is)

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There's a sinister feeling brewing
'Bout a woman and her non-stop yap
In a couple weeks she'll be stewing
Bait the hook of a tender trap

Spend your money on countless reasons
Brick-a-brack that cannot be used
Snivel on the ground that she walks on
Give an inch and that woman wants two

The trouble today with women
The mouth don't stop

There's an older one yakity-yackin'
Husband's credit cards let her shop
There's a younger one gums keep flappin'
Will the jawbone never stop?

There's an ugly one, she need screwin'
Never in your life, no, not me
There's a pretty one always talkin'
Will the woman's mouth never cease?

The trouble today with women
The mouth don't stop
The mouth don't stop
The mouth don't stop
The mouth don't stop

There's an older one yakity-yackin'
Husband's credit cards let her shop
There's a younger one gums keep flappin'
Will the jawbone never stop?

There's an ugly one, she need screwin'
Never in your life, no, not me
There's a pretty one always talkin'
Will the woman's mouth never cease?

The mouth don't stop
The mouth don't stop
The mouth don't stop
The mouth don't stop