Help Me Scrape The Mucus Off My Brain

G, Bm, Am, G

                             Am
I guess it's something in my brain
D                            G    D   Em
I need whiskey to ease the pain
                      C
But it's early in the morning
D                      G    Bm Am G
and I'm feeling bad again
                 C
But if you ever loved me
D                      G   D/F# Em
you'll go easy on me now
                   A7
Fix me up a cup of coffee
                         D
and in a while I'll come around
                               Am
I think I'll spend the dogfood money
D                            G    D/F# Em
but he'll love me just the same
                         C
But if you really love me baby
D                                 G     Bm Am G
Help me scrape the mucus off my brain


[Guitar Solo]

I tabbed this on an acoustic not a classical guitar so it may be a little off but should be a 
good
enough guideline.

E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|--------8-8-9-11-11-11-9-8-9-8-----8-9-8-----10-10-10-9-7-9-5~------------------------------| 
D|-9-9-11------------------------11~-------11~------------------------5h7h9-7h9h10-9h10h12-9~-| 
A|---------------------------------------------------------------5h7h9------------------------| 
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 

E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|--------------10-12-12b-12--12-12-14-14-16--16-16-17-16-14----14----------------------------| 
D|-9-9-10-12-14----------------------------------------------17----17--16-17-16-14------------| 
A|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 

E|-------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|-----------------------9h11h12-9-----------------------------------| 
D|--------7h9h10-9h10h12---------------------------------------------| 
A|-7h9h10------------------------------------------------------------| 
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------| 

[Flute Solo]

E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|-10~~-12~-13~-15~~-13~-8~-10~-12~-10~~-10~-12-13-15~-13-12-10~-8~-10-10-10-10-13p12p10h12-13p12p10h12--| 
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
A|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 

[Guitar Solo]

     2x                  2x            tremolo picking on this part listen for timing
E|----------------|------------------|---------------------------------------------------| 
B|-10--10-10-8-10-|-12--12--12-10-12-|-13-13-13-13-12-12-12-12-13-13-13-13-10-10-10-10---| 
G|----------------|------------------|---------------------------------------------------| 
D|----------------|------------------|---------------------------------------------------| 
A|----------------|------------------|---------------------------------------------------| 
E|----------------|------------------|---------------------------------------------------| 

E|----------------------------------------------------| 
B|-12br-10br-13br-12br-10br-13br-12br-----------------| 
G|------------------------------------9br-7br---------| 
D|--------------------------------------------9br-----| 
A|----------------------------------------------------| 
E|----------------------------------------------------| 

Notes in parenthesis are optional.

                          (Am)
It's a shame when morning hurts,
  (D)                        (G)     (D/F# Em)
I've seen bad and I've seen worse
                    (C)
It's the nature of my being
(D)                         (G)     Bm Am G
I took some money from your purse
                      C
And that  Frenchman likes to party
D                      G     D/F# Em
And I know he's not to blame
                        A7
But the way you're lookin' at me baby
    D                      Am
I just can't help but feel the shame

                              Am
I think I spent the dogfood money
D                            G     D    Em
But he'll love me just the same
                     C
And if you really love me baby
D                         G     D/F# Em
Help me scrape the mucus off my brain
                     C
And if you really love me baby
D                         G     D/F# Em
Help me scrape the mucus off my brain

[Lead Guitar Fills] 

E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|-------------------5-------------8~----------13~--13-12-10~----------------------------------| 
G|-9br--7br------2/4----2/4----4/7----9-7--4/7-------------------------------------------------| 
D|----------9br--------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 

Something like this..
E|---------------12-12-12-12-12-13-13-13-13-13-15-15-15-15-15-13-13-13-13-13-12-12-12-12-12-----------------| 
B|-15-15-15-15-15---------------------------------------------------------------------------15-15-15-15-15--| 
G|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
A|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
E|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| 



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| h   Hammer-on
| ~   Vibrato
| b   Bend
| p   Pull-off
| br  Bend release
| /   Slide up