Max Cant Surf

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    A  G  E ^E  C# D  B

[Intro]
B  G  E  E
B  G  E  E

[Verse]
B            G       E      E
  He's gotta stay in shape
B            G       E      E
  He's gotta stay in shape
B          G        E        E
Eating del taco and sleeping in,
A         B     E      E
  Playing video games.

B        G          E       E
  Quit smoking two packs a day,
B          G       E         E
  He’s got dubstep in his veins
B         G          E      E
  I smoke weed if my baby lets me,
B      B         E     E
  Or I won’t get laid,
A      B          E
  Or I won’t get laid.

[Chorus]
      A  B      E
Cause Max can’t surf,
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A  B       E
Max can’t surf,
   A         B                  
He gets real stoned and tries to
^E       C#
 make it work.
A                D   B  D  B
  God knows he’s got no balance.

[Solo]
B  G  E  E
B  G  E  E

[Verse]
B         G          E
  Swimming with the dolphins,
B         G        E
  Jamming with the turtle,
      B          G          E
Don't give me no shit I'm a full 
grown man,
A                  B       E
  Trying to do the best I can, dude.

B       G         E         E
  Gotta check the forecast
B         G        E        E
  Throw away my skateboard.
B      G        E       E
  Stop wearing    tight jeans,
 A        B       E      E
  And put on some board shorts

[Chorus]
      A  B      E
'cos Max can’t surf,
A  B       E
Max can’t surf,
   A         B                  
He gets real stoned and tries to
^E       C#
 make it work.
A                D   B  D  B
  God knows he’s got no balance.

[Post-Chorus]
B  G  E  E
B          G           E    E
   Smoking two packs a day,
B          G           E    E
   Smoking two packs a day,
B          G           E    E
   Smoking two packs a day,
B          G           E    E
   Smoking two packs a day,
B          G           E    E
   Smoking two packs a day,
B          G           E    E
   Smoking two packs a day,

[Other]
   A         B                  
He gets real stoned and tries to
^E       C#
 make it work
A               D    B D  B
  But God knows he’s a ginger