Weeaboo Song

C Am G F

[Verse 1]
C
Konnichiwa, senpai
Am
Please notice me
G
I watch Asian cartoons
F
I'm a weeaboo
C
I live in my mom's house
Am
I'm like 32
G
I collect swords and throwing stars
F
'Cause I'm a weeaboo
C
Sticks and stones may break my bones
Am
But I will always be one step ahead 
of you
G
Because I read the manga
F
(You're such a fucking pleb, are you
 even even Japanese bro?)
C
I haven't showered in like 16 weeks
Am
All my friends and peers are ashamed
 of me
G
'Cause all of a sudden
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F
I think I'm Japanese

[Chorus]
C
Yes, I'm a weeaboo
Am
Yes, I'm a weeaboo
G
Yes, I'm a weeaboo
F
Yes, I'm a weeaboo
C
A filthy weeaboo
(Naruto's so overrated)
Am
A dirty weeaboo
(You wanna see my katana 
collection?)
G
A fucking weeaboo
(I'm learning Japanese on Rosetta 
Stone)
F
A disgusting weeaboo
(So I'm like basically Japanese now)

[Verse 2]
C
I live at my computer desk
Am
And argue with teenagers on the 
internet
G
About atheism
F
And how Japan is superior to other 
countries
C
I learned a bit of Japanese
Am
So now i'm qualified to be a part of
 their community
G                   F
So i made my avatar a kawaii waifu

[Chorus]
C
Yes, I'm a weeaboo
(Uh duh, everybody wears kimonos)
Am
Yes, I'm a weeaboo
(Ninjas are still real, okay?)
G
Yes, I'm a weeaboo
(Uh, k-konnichiwa)
F
Yes, I'm a weeaboo
(Yeah, domo arigato)
C
A filthy weeaboo
(...)
Am
A dirty weeaboo
G
A fucking weeaboo
F
A disgusting weeaboo