Signs

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[Verse 1]
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And the sign said "Long-haired freaky people need not apply"
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So I tucked my hair up under my hat, and I went in to ask him why
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He said "You look like a fine, upstanding young man, I think you'll do"
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So I took off my hat and said "Imagine that! Heh, me workin' for you!"
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Whoa, sign sign everywhere a sign
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Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind
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Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign?
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And the sign said anybody caught trespassin' would be shot on sight
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So I jumped on the fence and I yelled at the house
     G                    A
"Hey, what gives you the right?
You put up a fence to keep me out but to keep Mother Nature in,
If God was here he'd tell you to your face, "Man you're some kind of sinner!"

[Chorus]
     A
Now hey there mister can't you read?
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You gotta have a shirt and tie to get a seat
                    A
You can't watch, no you can't eat
 G                    D
You ain't supposed to be here
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Sign said you got to have a membership card to get inside...Uhhh!

[Instrumental]
(then slow)

[Verse 2]
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And the sign said "Everybody welcome, come in, kneel down and pray"
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But when they passed around the plate at the end of it all
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I didn't have a penny to pay
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So I got me a pen and a paper, and I made up my own little sign
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I said "Thank you Lord for thinkin' about me, I'm alive and doin' fine!"

[Chorus]
     A
Now hey there mister can't you read?
     G                      D
You gotta have a shirt and tie to get a seat
                          A
You can't even watch, no you can't even
 G                    D
You ain't supposed to be here
 C             G                        D             G
Sign said you got to have a membership card to get inside...Uhhh!

[Chorus]
D             C          G
Signs, signs, everywhere signs
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Blockin' up the scenery, messin' my mind
A                 G
Do this, don't do that
                   C
Can't you read the signs
In the meantime, the chorus goes
D             C          G
Signs, signs, everywhere signs
D                       C      G
Blockin' up the scenery, messin' my mind
D                A
Do this, don't do that
                  C
Can't you read the signs