Your new yawnmower mows and rolls along about my head
Attached to your wrist with a piece of grey cotton
Ablur, with gadgets and motors
(In this season's dashing silver chromewear)
It flits on 'waiting' around the room
Electronic antenna protruding sideways

At the slightest intimation of boring conversation from me
I am to understand that it will descend rapidly and
In step of my neck, remove my head
In step of my neck, remove my head

Yawnmower, I've got a new
Yawnmower, yeah!
Have you seen my?
Yawnmower, t's brand new

Yawnmower, yeah!
Tell me, have you seen my?
Yawnmower, it's brand new

Yawnmower, yeah!
Tell me, have you seen my?
Yawnmower, it's brand new

Electronic antenna protruding sideways

Yawnmower
Yawnmower, yeah!
Yawnmower
Yawnmower, yeah!
Tell me, have you seen my?
Yawnmower, it's brand new

Yawnmower, yeah!
I've got a new
Yawnmower
Yawnmower, yeah!