Plastic Jesus

INTRO

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VERSE 1

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I don't care if it rains or freezes
C
Long as I got my plastic Jesus
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Sitting on the dashboard of my car

VERSE 2

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Comes in colors pink and pleasant,
C
Glows in the dark, she's iridescent,
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Carry it with you when you travel 
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far.

VERSE 3

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Get yourself a sweet Madonna,
C
Dressed in rhinestones sitting on a
G                    D
Pedestal of abalone shell.

VERSE 4

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Going 90 I ain't scared
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Cause I've got my Virgin Mary
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Assuring me that I won't go to hell.