Everything Happens To Me

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Black cats creep across my path 
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until I'm almost mad;
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I must have roused the devil's wrath
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'Cause all my luck is bad.
Melody:
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I make a date for golf, and you can
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 bet your life it rains;
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I try to give a party, and the 
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guy upstairs complains.
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I guess I'll go thru life just 
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catching colds and missing trains -
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Ev'rything happens to me.
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I never miss a thing - I've had 
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the measles and the mumps,
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And ev'rytime I play an ace, my 
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partner always trumps.
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I guess I'm just a fool who never 
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looks before he jumps -
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Ev'rything happens to me.

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At first my heart thought you 
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could break this jinx for me,
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That love would turn the trick to 
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end despair;
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But now I just can't fool this 
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head that thinks for me -
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I've mortgaged all my castles 
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in the air
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I've telegraphed and phoned, and 
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sent an airmail special, too;
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Your answer was "Good bye" and 
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there was even postage due.
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I fell in love just once, and then
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 it had to be with you -
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Ev'rything happens to me,
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Ev'rything happens to me.