Bobby Brown Goes Down

C
Hey there people I'm Bobby Brown
Am
They say I'm the cutest boy in town
Dm
My car is fast, my teeth are shiny
G
I tell all the girls they can kiss 
my hiney

C
Here I am at a famous school
Am
I'm dressing sharp and I'm acting 
cool
Dm
I got a cheerleader here, wants to 
help with my paper
G
Let her do all the work and maybe 
later I'll rape her


[Chorus]
F
Oh God I am the American dream
Em               Am
I do not think I'm too extreme
         Dm                G
And I'm a handsome son of a bitch
N.C.
I'm gonna get a good job and be real
 rich
N.C.
(Get a good, get a good, get a good,
 get a good job)


[Verse]
C
Women's liberation
Am
Came creeping all across the nation
Dm
I tell you people, I was not ready
Continúa después del anuncio
G
When I fucked this dyke by the name 
of Freddy

C
She made a little speech then
Am
Uuh, she tried to make me say when
Dm
She had my balls in a vice, but she 
left the dick
G
I guess it's still hooked on but now
 it shoots too quick


[Chorus]
F
Oh God I am the American dream
Em               Am
But now I smell like Vaseline
         Dm                G
I'm a miserable son of a bitch
N.C.
Am I a boy or a lady, I don't know 
which
N.C.
(I wonder, wonder, I wonder, wonder)


[Verse]
C
So I went out and bought me a 
leisure suit
Am
I jingle my change, but I'm still 
kinda cute
Dm
Got a job doing radio promo
G
And none of the jocks can even tell 
I'm a homo

C
Eventually me and a friend
Am
Sort of drifted along into S&M
Dm
I can take about an hour on the 
tower of power
G
As long as I gets a little golden 
shower


[Chorus]
F
Oh God, I am the American dream
Em               Am
With a spindle up my butt 'till it 
makes me scream
         Dm                G
And I'll do anything to get ahead
N.C.
I lay awake nights saying "Thank 
you, Fred"


[Otro]
   F
Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic
Em                       Am
Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual 
spastic
      F             G
And my name is Bobby Brown

Watch me now, I'm going down
   F             G
And my name is Bobby Brown
N.C.
Watch me now, I'm going down
       F             G
And my name is Bobby Brown
N.C.
Watch me now, I'm going down