C
Hey there people I'm Bobby Brown
Am
They say I'm the cutest boy in town
Dm
My car is fast, my teeth are shiny
G
I tell all the girls they can kiss my hiney
 
C
Here I am at a famous school
Am
I'm dressing sharp and I'm acting cool
Dm
I got a cheerleader here, wants to help with my paper
G
Let her do all the work and maybe later I'll rape her
  

[Chorus] 
F
Oh God I am the American dream
Em               Am
I do not think I'm too extreme
         Dm                G
And I'm a handsome son of a bitch
N.C.
I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich
N.C.
(Get a good, get a good, get a good, get a good job)   


[Verse]
C
Women's liberation
Am
Came creeping all across the nation
Dm
I tell you people, I was not ready
G
When I fucked this dyke by the name of Freddy
 
C
She made a little speech then
Am
Uuh, she tried to make me say when
Dm
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick
G
I guess it's still hooked on but now it shoots too quick


[Chorus]
F
Oh God I am the American dream
Em               Am
But now I smell like Vaseline
         Dm                G
I'm a miserable son of a bitch
N.C.
Am I a boy or a lady, I don't know which
N.C.
(I wonder, wonder, I wonder, wonder)
 
 
[Verse]
C
So I went out and bought me a leisure suit
Am
I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute
Dm
Got a job doing radio promo
G
And none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo
 
C
Eventually me and a friend
Am
Sort of drifted along into S&M
Dm
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
G
As long as I gets a little golden shower
 
 
[Chorus]
F
Oh God, I am the American dream
Em               Am
With a spindle up my butt 'till it makes me scream
         Dm                G
And I'll do anything to get ahead
N.C.
I lay awake nights saying "Thank you, Fred"

 
[Outro]
   F
Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic
Em                       Am
Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic
      F             G
And my name is Bobby Brown
 
Watch me now, I'm going down
   F             G
And my name is Bobby Brown
N.C. 
Watch me now, I'm going down
       F             G
And my name is Bobby Brown
N.C. 
Watch me now, I'm going down