C
Hey there people I'm Bobby Brown
     Am
They say I'm the cutest boy in town
   Dm7
My car is fast, my teeth are shiney
   G
I tell all the girls they can kiss my hiney

 C
Here I am at a famous school
     Am
I'm dressing sharp and I'm acting cool
         Dm7
I got a cheerleader here, wants to help with my paper
         G
Let her do all the work and maybe later I'll rape her


[Chorus]

    F
Oh God I am the American Dream
  Em               Am
I do not think I'm too extreme
          Dm7                G
And I'm a handsome son of a bitch
           G
I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich
N.C.
(Get a good, get a good, get a good, get a good job)


[Verse 2]

 C
Women's liberation
       Am
Came creeping all across the nation
  Dm7
I tell you people, I was not ready
        G
When I fucked this dyke by the name of Freddy

     C
She made a little speach then
         Am
Uh, she tried to make me say when
           Dm7
She had my balls in a vice but she left the dick
               G
I guess it's still hooked on but now it shoots too quick


[Chorus]

    F
Oh God I am the American dream
    Em               Am
But now I smell like vaseline
      Dm7                 G
I'm a miserable son of a bitch

Am I a boy or a lady? I don't know which
   N.C.
(I wonder, wonder, I wonder, wonder)


[Verse 3]

      C
So I went out and bought me a leisure suit
  Am
I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute
      Dm7
Got a job doing radio promo
     G
And none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo

  C
Eventually me and a friend
         Am
Sort of drifted along into S&M
      Dm7
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
    G
As long as I gets a little golden shower


[Chorus]

    F
Oh God I am the American dream
        Em                         Am
With a spindle up my butt 'till it makes me scream
           Dm7                G
And I'll do anything to get ahead
   G
I lay awake nights saying "Thank you, Fred"


[Outro]

    F
Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic
 Em                      Am
Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic
        F              G
And my name is Bobby Brown

Watch me now, I'm going down
        F              G
And my name is Bobby Brown
 G
Watch me now, I'm going down