Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy

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[Verse 1]
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I coulda swore her hair was made of rayon
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She wore a Milton Bradley Crayon
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But she was something I could lay on

[Chorus]
Em             D       Bb     F    C
Can't remember what became of me
G        F               G
Carolina hard-core ecstasy

[Verse 2]
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She put a Doobie Brothers tape on (La la la la la-ahh la)
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I had a Roger Daltrey cape on  (A Roger Daltrey cape on)
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There was a bed I dumped her shape on

[Chorus]
Em             D      Bb      F    C
Can't remember what became of me
G        F               G
Carolina hard-core ecstasy

[Bridge]
B7
Somewhat later on I woke up and she was gone
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There was dew out on the lawn in the sunrise
B7
Later she came back with a rumpled paper sack
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Which she told me would contain a surprise

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[Verse 3]
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She stuck her hand right in it to the bottom
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Said she knew I'd be surprised she got 'em
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Take a Charleston pimp to spot 'em

[Chorus]
Em              D       Bb       F    C
Then she gave a pair of shoes to me
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Plastic leather, 14 triple D

[Verse 4]
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I said: "I wonder what's the shoes for?"
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She told me: "Don't you worry no more!"
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And got right down there on the tile floor

[Chorus]
Em              D       Bb  F    C
"Now darling stomp all over me!"
G        F         G
Carolina hard-core ecstasy

[Bridge]
G       D         Bm
Is this something new, having people stomp on you?
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Is it what I need to do, for your pleasure?
Am
(Yo' pleasure . . . it's . . . uh . . . uh . . . all I need)
Bm
"What is this, a quiz? Don't you worry what it is!
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It is merely just a moment I can treasure!"
Am
(What is . . . ?) (You know . . . )

[Verse 4]
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By ten o'clock her arms and legs were rendered
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She couldn't talk cause her mouth had been extendered
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Looked to me as though she had been blendered

[Chorus]
Em           D      Bb  F   C
But was this abject misery? No! No!
G        F              G
Carolina hard-core ecstasy! Well...

[Guitar Solo]
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(repeat as needed)

[Chorus]
Em           D      Bb  F   C
But was this abject misery? No! No!
G        F              G
Carolina hard-core ecstasy!
Em           D      Bb  F   C
But was this abject misery? No! No!
G        F              G
Carolina hard-core ecstasy!
Em            D          Bb       F   C
It might seem strange to Herb and Dee—
G        F              G
Carolina hard-core ecstasy!