F         D#m          C#
CATHOLIC GIRLS, WITH A TINY LITTLE MUSTACHE 
F#          D#m      C#
CATHOLIC GIRLS, DO YOU KNOW HOW THEY GO 
F#          D#m      C#
CATHOLIC GIRLS, IN THE RECTORY BASEMENT 
   B
FATHER RILEYS'S A FAIRY 
   E        C#
BUT IT DON'T BOTHER MARY 
 
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CATHOLIC GIRLS, AT THE CYO 
F#         D#m             C#
CATHOLIC GIRLS, DO Y'KNOW HOW THEY GO? 
F#           D#m    C#
CATHOLIC GIRLS, THERE CAN BE NO REPLACEMENT 
A            B
HOW DO THEY GO AFTER THE SHOW? 
  
C#m (CHORD SET 1)
ALL THE WAY 
F#9
THAT'S THE WAY THEY GO 
D#m
EVERY DAY 
Ab9
AND NONE OF THEIR MAMAS EVER SEEM TO 
KNOW 
F9
HIP-HIP-HOORAY 
A9
FOR ALL THE CLASS THEY SHOW 
(roll 9ths down to C#9)
THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A CATHOLIC GIRL 
AT THE CYO, WHEN THEY LEARN TO BLOW... 
"THERE LEARNING TO BLOW" 
 
F#
ALL THE CATHOLIC BOYS! 
D#m     C#
WARREN CUCCURULLO 
F#
CATHOLIC BOYS 
D#m        C#
KINDA YOUNG KINDA WOW 
F#
CATHOLIC BOYS 
D#m    C#
VINNIE COLAIUTA 
B
WHERE ARE THEY NOW 
E          C#m
DID THEY ALL TAKE A VOW 
 
 
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CATHOLIC GIRLS, CARMENITA SCARFONE 
F#      D#m        C#
CATHOLIC GIRLS, HEY! SHE GAVE ME VD 
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CATHOLIC GIRLS, TONI CARBONE 
A
WITH A TONGUE LIKE A COW  
B
SHE COULD MAKE YOU GO WOW 
 
(CHORD SET 1) 
VD VOWDY VOOTIE 
RIGHT AWAY 
THAT'S THE WAY THEY GO 
EVERY DAY 
WHENEVER THEIR MAMAS TAKE THEM TO A
SHOW 
MATINEE, PASS THE POPCORN PLEASE 
THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A CATHOLIC GIRL 
WITH HER HAND IN THE BOX 
WHEN SHE'S ON HER KNEES 
SHE WAS ON HER KNEES! 
 
F#
MY LITTLE CATHOLIC GIRL 
D#m         C#
IN A LITTLE WHITE DRESS 
F#       D#m     C#
CATHOLIC GIRLS, THEY NEVER CONFESS 
F#          D#m      C#
CATHOLIC GIRLS, I GOT ONE FOR A COUSIN 
B           E    C#m
I LOVE HOW THEY GO, SO SEND ME A DOZEN 
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CATHOLIC GIRLS... OOOOOOHH! ETC.