Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture

Mystery Roach

This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue)

Tuna Fish Promenade

This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise)

The Sealed Tuna Bolero

Lonesome Cowboy Burt

Would You Like A Snack?

Redneck Eats

Centerville

She Painted Up Her Face

Janet's Big Dance Number

Half A Dozen Provocative Squats

Shove It Right In

I'm Stealing The Towels

Dental Hygiene Dilemma

Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?

Daddy, Daddy, Daddy

Penis Dimension

What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning?

A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes

Magic Fingers

Dew On The Newts We Got

The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts

The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth

The Girls Dream

Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce

Strictly Genteel (The Finale)