F Eb Some take the bible for what it's worth Bb maj7 F When it says that the meek shall inherit the earth F Well, I heard that some sheik Eb Bought New Jersey last week Bb A G F F D G F* And you suckers ain't gettin' nothing! ((((This line is all single note in the bass except the F at the F.)))) Is Hare Rama really wrong If you wander around with a napkin on With a bell on a stick An' your hair is all gone... (The geek shall inherit nothin') A^Bb You say your life's a bum deal A^Bb And you're up against the wall F Well, people, you ain't even got no kind of deal at all A^Bb 'Cause what they do A^Bb In Washington G C They just takes care of number one Bb maj7 C And number one ain't you Bb maj7 C You ain't even number two! Those Jesus freaks, well they're friendly but The shit they believe has got their minds all shut An' they don't even care When the church takes a cut Ain't it bleak when you got so much nothin' So whaddya do? F Eat that pork, eat that ham Eb Laugh till you choke on Billy Graham Bb maj7 C Moses, Aaron and Abraham, they're all a waste of time Gm C And it's your ass that's on the line Gm C (It's your ass that's on the line) F Eb Do what you wanna, do what you will Bbmaj7 F Just don't mess up your neighbor's thrill F And when you pay the bill Eb Kindly leave a little tip Bbmaj7 F And help the next poor sucker on his one way trip F Bb Am7 Gm F Some take the bi - ble oh, oh