Intro:     Play 2x
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D|4-----4/---5-----9----9/---11------| 12-----9---------------------------|
A|2-----2/---3-----7----7/----9------| 10-----7---------------------------|
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                              Riff #2
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D|4-----4/---5-----9----9/---11------| 12-----9-----7p-5--7p-5--7p-5--5--7|
A|2-----2/---3-----7----7/----9------| 10-----7---------------------------|
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then play the intro again 1x

then comes the solo which i'm not going to attempt. Anyone who wants to
tab it out should post it or e-mail it to me.

Lyrics:

The Muffin Man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility
muffin research kitchen,

Reaching for an oversize chrome spoon,
he gathers and intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants.

Brushing his scapular aside, proceeds to dump these inside
of his shirt.

He turns to us and speaks, "Some people like cupcakes better, I for one
care less for them."

Arrogently twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully-charged icing
annointment utencil, he puts for a quarter ounce green rossette near
the summit of a dance but radiant muffin of his own design.