BmAm
It was the blackest night!
EAm
There was no moon in sight!
BmAm
(you know the stars ain't shinin'
EAm
'cause the sky's too tight)
BmAm
I heard the scary wind!
EAm
I seen some ugly trees!
BmAm
There was a werewolf honkin',
EAm
'long the side of me!
BmAmEAm
I'm mean 'n I'm bad, (y'know I ain't no sissy)
BmAmEAm
Got a big-titty girly by the name of 'chrissy'
BmAmEAm
Talkin' about her 'n my bike 'n me...
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'n this ride up the mountain of my-stery, (my-stery)
(Bm,Am,E,Am X2)
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I noticed even the crickets
EAm
Acted weird up here
BmAm
And so I figured I might
EAm
Just drink a little beer
BmAmEAm
I said, gimme summa that what yer suckin' on...
BmAm
But there was no reply
EAm
'cause she was gone!
BmAmEAm
where's those titties I like so well,
BmAm
'n' my goddam beer!
EAmBmAm
Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise
EAmBmAm
Like a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped the devil!
EAm
(he's about this big!)
BmAm
He had a red suit on
EAm
An' a widow's peak
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An' then a pointed tail
EAm
'n like a sulphur reek,
BmAm
Yes, it was him awright,
EAm
I swear I knowed it was!
BmAm
He had some human flesh
EAm
Stuck under-neath his claws
BmAm
You know, it looked to me
EAm
Like it was titty skin!
BmAm
I said, you son-of-a-bitch!
EAm
('cause I was mad at him!)
BmAm
He just got out his floss
EAm
'n started cleanin' his fang
BmAm
So I shot him with my shooter,
BmAmFm
Said: bang! bang! bang!
((((Just downward strokes on this part))))
BmAmEFm
Then the sucker just laughed 'n said: put it away!
BmAm
You know, I ate her all up...now what you
EFm
Gonna say?
BmAm
You ate my chrissy?
EFm
yeah! titties 'n all!
BmAm
Well what about the beer then?
EFm
now, were the cans this tall?
BmAm
Even her boots?
EFm
would I lie to you?
BmFm
Shit, you musta been hungry!
EFm
yeah, this is true.
BmAm
Don't they pay you good for the
EFm
Stuff that you do?
BmAmEFm
well, you know, I can't com-plain when the checks come through...
BmAm
Well I want my chrissy,
Oh yeah?
EFm
'n I want my beer
Hah!
BmAm
So you just barf it back up!
EFm
Now, devil, do you hear?
BmAmEFm
blow it out your ass, motor-cycle man!
BmAmEFm
I mean, I am the devil, do you under-stand?
BmAm
Just what will you give me for your
EFm
Titties and beer?
BmAm
I suppose you noticed this little
EFm
Contract here...
BmAmEFm
Yer goddam right, you son-of-a-whore!
Don't call me that!
BmAm
That's about the only reason
EFm
I learned writin' for!
BmAmEFm
Gimme that paper! bet yer horns I'll sign!
BmAmE
Because I need a beer, 'n it's titty-
Fm
Squeezin' time!
BmAmEFm
man, you can't fool me! you ain't that bad!
Oh yeah?
BmAmEFm
Why you shoulda seen some of the souls that I've had!
BmAmEFm
There was milhous nixon 'n agnew too!
BmAmEFm
'n both of those suckers was worse 'n you!
BmAmE
Let's make a deal if you think
Fm
That's true
BmAmE
I mean, you're supposed to be the devil so...whatcha
Fm
Gonna do?
Heh?
BmAmEFm
wait a minute...a tinge of doubt crosses my mind...when you say...
BmAm
That you want to make a deal with me...
EFm
that's very, very true
BmAmEFm
I'm only inte-rested in two things
yeah?
BmAmEFm
See if you can guess what they are
BmAmEFm
i would think...uh...let's see, maybe stravinsky...
BmAmEFm
i'll give you two clues. let go of your pickle
Bm
what?
AmEFm
let go of your pickle!
BmAm
i'm not holding my pickle
EFmBm
well, who's hold-ing your pickle then?
AmEFmBm
i don't know...she's out in the audience...
AmEFm
Hey dale, would you like to come up here and hold
BmAmEFm
My pickle to satisfy this weird man out on the stage?
BmAmE
i'm only interested in two things, and that's
Fm
Titties and beer
BmAm
You know what I mean?
EFm
what?
((((Increase speed here))))
BmAm
Titties and beer
EFm
Titties and beer
BmAm
Titties and beer
EFm
Titties and beer
BmAm
Titties and beer
EFm
Titties and beer
Bm
Titties and beer!
Am
Titties and beer!
E
Titties and beer!
Fm
Titties and beer!
BmAmEFm
no! don't sign it! give me time to think...
BmAmEFm
I mean hold on a second boy, 'cause that's magic ink!
((((Up and down strokes again from now on))))
BmAm
And then the devil let go of his pickle
EAmBm
And out come my girl, there was her titties
Am
Flop-floppin'...all around the world
BmAmEAm
She said i got me three beers and a fistful of downs
BmAmEAm
And I'm gonna get ripped, so fuck, you clowns!
BmAmEAm
Then she gave us the finger, it was rigid and stiff
BmAm
That's when the devil, he farted
EAm
And she went right over the cliff!
BmAmEAm
The devil was mad, I took off to my pad
BmAm
I swear I do de-clare!
EAm
How did she get back there?