Why Does It Hurt When I Pee

A5              G5        F5   
Why does it hurt when i pee?
F5  G5

A5              G5        F5   
Why does it hurt when i pee?
F5  G5

  E5            F5                 
I don't want no doctor to stick no 
G5        E5
needle in me
A5              G5      D5
Why does it hurt when i pee?

     D5    Dsus  D
E|--------------------------| 
B|-----------8~~---7~~------| 
G|--(7~~)--7~~---7~~---7~~--| 
D|--(7~~)-------------------| 
A|--(5~~)-------------------| 
E|--------------------------| 

  A5              G5      F5   F5
I got it from the toilet seat
  G5

  A5               G5     F5   F5
I got it from the toilet seat
  G5

   E5           F5     [N.C.]       
   E5
It jumped right up and grabbed my 
meat
A5              G5     D5
Got it from the toilet seat

[First guitar]
    D5             D5          
E|-------10~---12~---13~---14~----
B|--------------------------------
G|--10/11~---12~---13~---14~------
D|--------------------------------
A|--------------------------------
E|--------------------------------


                                  
E|--12-------------------10--| |--
B|-----13-12-13-10-12-13-----| x8 
G|---------------------------| |--
D|---------------------------| |--
A|---------------------------| |--
E|---------------------------| |--
     E5          F5               
E|----------------------------------
B||-------7-9~~---------8-10~~------
G|9--9--------10--10---------12--12-
D|----------------------------------
A|----------------------------------
E|----------------------------------
  G5          E5   A5  D5  
E|-------11TR12TR11TR12TR11--|    
B|---10-12----------------------| 
G|---------------------------|    
D|---------------------------|    
A|---------------------------|    
E|---------------------------|    

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[Second guitar]
E|-----------------------| 
B|-----------------------| 
G|--9--------------------| 
D|----10-9-10-7-10-9-10--| 
A|-----------------------| 
E|-----------------------| 


[Third guitar]
E|--------------------------------
B|--------------------------------
G|--------------------------------
D|----------------5-7~~-------7-5-
A|----------5-7-8-----------------
E|--1-5-7-8-----------------------

E|----------------------------------
B|----------------------------------
G|----------------------------------
D|------------2~~-----3~~-----5~~---
A|8-7-5-------2~~-----3~~-----5~~---
E|------8-7-5-0~~-----1~~-----3~~---

E|---------| 
B|---------| 
G|---------| 
D|--2~~----| 
A|--2~~----| 
E|--0~~----| 

D5   D5
Ooooooh!

[Verse]
   A5                G5         F5  
(Rattle)
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
   A5                   G5      
My balls feel like a pair of 
F5   F
maracas
         E5       F5      [n.c]     
          E5
Oh god i probably got the 
Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
   A5                G5         D5
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
              C5
Ai-eee-ai-eee-ahhhh!

[Otro]
A5
Why does it
A5
Why does it
A5
Why does it
A5          C5     F5     G5
Why does it hurt...when...I
E|--7h8p7p5\3h5--| 
B|---------------| 
G|---------------| 
D|---------------| 
A|---------------| 
E|---------------| 

A5
Peeeeeeee?


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| h   Hammer-on
| p   Pull-off
| /   Slide up
| \   Slide down
| ~   Vibrato
| TR  Trill