32 songs in 8 minutes

She told me her name was Billie Jean
As she caused a scene
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one
Who will dance in the floor in the round
I jizz in my pants
If you wanna be my lover
You gotta get with my friends
Make it last forever, friendship never ends
If you wanna be my lover
You have got to give
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is
You'll be my princess and I'll be your toad
I'll follow behind you on rainbow road
Protect you from red shells where ever we go
I promise
Somewhere over the rainbow
Way up high
Hey-hey, you-you, I don't like your boyfriend
No way, no way, I think you need a new one
Hey-hey, you, I could be your boyfriend, so…
No woman, no cry
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Work it, make it, do it, makes us
Harder, better, faster, stronger
Work it harder, make it better, do it faster, makes us stronger
More than ever hour after our work is never over
They see me playing my instrument
I know they're all thinking I'm so white 'n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white 'n' nerdy
I'm just so white 'n' nerdy
And I played the first thing that come to my head
It just so happened to be the best song in the world
It was the best song in the world
Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei
Nu ma, nu ma iei
Nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai
He's gonna take you back to the past
To play the shitty games that suck ass
He'd rather have a buffalo
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the angry video game nerd
Oh, yeah
I've been cheated by you since I don't know when
So I made up my mind, it must come to an end
Look at me now, will I ever learn?
I don't know how, but I suddenly lose control
There's a fire within my soul
Just one look and I can hear a bell ring
One more look and I forget everything
Oh-whoa
Smoke on the water
A fire in the sky
Smoke on the water
I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, princess, now when did you last let your heart decide?
When I find myself in times of trouble
Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom
Let it be
It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight
Rising up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watching us all in the eye--
And how fucking dare anyone out there make fun of Britney
After all she's been through
She loves her aunt, she went through a divorce
She has two fucking kids
Her husband turned out to be a user, a cheater
And now she's going through a custody battle
Leave Britney alone
Thunderstruck
Thunderstruck
Thunderstruck
Windmill, windmill for the land
Love forever hand in hand
Take it all in on your stride
It is sinking, falling down
The smile of dawn arrived early May
She carried a gift from her home
The night shed a tear to tell her of fear
And of sorrow and pain she'll never outgrow
Death is the first dance, eternal
Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all
I know it's my destiny
Pokemon, åh, min bästa vän
Vi räddar världen om igen
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on
Chocolate rain
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
Chocolate rain
A baby born will die before the sin
I know there's something in the wake of your smile
I get a notion from the look in your eyes
I never really knew that you could dance like this
You make a man want to speak Spanish
Como se llama, bonita
She keeps Moet et Chandon
In a pretty cabinet
"Let them eat cake" she says
Just like Marie Antoinette
A built-in remedy
For Khrushchev and Kennedy
At anytime an invitation you can't decline
Ooo, aya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ooo
Our time is running out
Our time is running out
You can't push it underground
You can't stop it screaming out
It's amazing how you can speak right to my heart
(Almost done)
Road tripping with my two favourite allies
Fully loaded, we've got snacks and supplies
Go-go Power Rangers
Go-go Power Rangers
Go-go Power Rangers
Mighty morphin' Power Rangers