Homos

   G        C                D
oh mom, was always wondering why i 
was into sports
   G        C                D   
oh mom, was always wondering why 
      C                  Em
i was staying after school
               C              G   
i'm into sports mom and also i'm 
       D                   Em
in the locker room with the boys
              C         D
i'm in the shower and i drop the 
soap every time
G     C      G      D      G
homos uh huh uh huh uh huh homos
  C            G          D      
no one knows a homo like us we 
     G
love homos

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Em              C
lesbians are cool
G
and straights are fools
Em            C
lesbians rule their scene
D
but the homos are the coolest of the
 cools
G     C      G      D
homos uh huh uh huh uh huh
G
homos

           G                 C
they never knock at my front door
           G               D
they never ring on the phone
            G                C
they always come through the window
            G                     
through the back door through the 
D
throat
G     C      G      D
homos uh huh uh huh uh huh
G
homos