D                                Em
E|--2--3-3-3-3--2-2-2--2-2--3-3-3-3-----------------------------|
B|--3--3-3-3-3--3-3-3--3-3--3-3-3-3-----------------------------|
G|--2--2-2-2-2--2-2-2--0-2--2-2-2-2-----------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------0-2-2--2-2--0-2-2--2-2-0---|
A|-----------------------------------0-2-2--2-2--0-2-2--2-2-0---|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------|


  D
  When you sucked me off, well
  Em
  Lady, that was bullshit!
  D
  When you cut off my jogging path, well
  Em
  Lady, that was bullshit!
  Em                    Am
  When your dog took a chunk out of my ass
  F                         G
  And we took a splash in Puget Sound
  D
  When you pureed my balls in your mouth, well
  Em
  Lady, that was bullshit!
  D
  When you made the Seattle sun come out, well
  Em
  Lady, that was bullshit!
  Em                        Am                   F
  Don't you think that that dog should be on a leash?
  G                     D
  No, no, no, no, no...
  Em
  Lady, that was bullshit!