Horrendous Bowel Evacuation

Riff 1 (play 4 times)
E|--------------------------------------------------------------|       
B|--------------------------------------------------------------|       
G|--------------------------------------------------------------|       
D|---7-----7-----------------------7-----7----------------------| gtr 1 
A|-5---6-5---6-5-4-5-------------5---6-5---6-5-4-5--------------|       
E|-3-----------------6-5-6-3-6-1-3-----------------6-5-6-3-6-1--|       

E|--------------------------------------------------------------|       
B|--------------------------------------------------------------|       
G|--------------------------------------------------------------|       
D|--------------------------------------------------------------| gtr 2 
A|-5-(r| ing)----------------------5-(mute)--------5-----------3--|     
E|-3-----------------------------3---------------3-----------1--|       

Riff 2 (play twice)
E|--------------------------------------------------------------|       
B|--------------------------------------------------------------|       
G|--------------------------------------------------------------|       
D|---7-----7-----------------------7-----7----------------------| gtr 1 
A|-5---6-5---6-5-4-5-------------5---6-5---6-5-4-5--------------|       
E|-3-----------------6-5-6-3-6-1-3-----------------6-5-6-3-6-1--|       

E|--------------------------------------------------------------|       
B|--------------------------------------------------------------|       
G|--------------------------------------------------------------|       
D|--------------------------------------------------------------| gtr 2 
A|-5-(r| ing)----------7-----------5-(mute)------7-------------3--|     
E|-3-----------------5-----------3-------------5-------------1--|       

Riff 1 x 1
End
E|--------| 
B|--------| 
G|--------| 
D|--------| 
A|-5------| 
E|-3------|