Maximum

       Am                          
I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare
   Bm
 I take a drive?
Am                      Bm
Push the limit, it's a wonder how I 
stay alive
Am                                
They think I'm crazy and I am, but
        Bm
 every day I thrive
Am                                
They said a tab of this will get 
    Bm
you there, I'm taking five
Am                             
I smuggle drugs and hella liquor 
         Bm
right through TSA
Am                             
I mean in my belly, I did it all 
             Bm
when I was on the way
   Am                           
My Uber driver ain't no what the 
         Bm
fuck was going on
Am                              
I walked in shirtless he was like 
   Bm
"Hey man, can you throw one on?"
Am                                
I'm with a blonde and my Johnson 
               Bm
is what she's blowing on
Am                            
I'm in the backseat, I nut, she 
    Bm
catch it like a Pokémon
Am                            
The 9th Wonder of the world and 
                Bm
still got it going on
Am                                
I stay providing, it's your track 
              Bm
that I am flowing on
Am                                
Life would be different if I ever 
      Bm
had a fuck to give
Am                             
Remember saying "eh, I just need 
   Bm
enough to live"
Am                              
But now I'm rich and I'm a greedy 
   Bm
selfish asshole
Am                                
Patrick Bateman, swear my life is 
            Bm
really that roll
Am                                
They say "Your alcohol abuse will 
        Bm               Am       
take a bad toll, there's bags 
                                Bm
under your eyes and you're not even 
that old"
(Bitch, shut the fuck up)
Am                          
Eh, what? I think I'm hard of 
   Bm
hearing
Am                                
I'm ordering hookers online until 
      Bm
they start appearing
Am                                
I busted all over her makeup and 
    Bm
it started smearing
Am                                
Tears of joy, she's so bad that I 
    Bm
started tearing
Am                                
Like you're too pretty to be doing
       Bm
 this for a living
Am                              
But then I snapped out of it like 
   C
"What the fuck I'm thinking?"

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[Chorus]
Am                       Bm
I just wanna live to the maximum
Am                      Bm
Liquor, drugs, hookers all day
Am                    Bm
I'm just having fun, yeah
Am                       Bm
This is what the world's come to
Am                          Bm
If you're offended by this shit
Am                 Bm
I'm saying "Good, fuck you"

[Bridge]
Am               Bm
Tsss, I'm just playing
Am                   Bm
Really no, I'm serious, I'm not
Am
I'm just playing
Am               Bm
Really no, I'm serious

[Verse 2]
Am                                
I dumped my girl cause I was sick 
     Bm
of keeping her around
Am                                
Always pissed and she would always
                Bm
 feel like turning down (turn down 
for what)
Am                                
But then got lonely and felt sorta 
Bm
down
                           Am    
So I took some ecstasy, I knew my 
                              Bm
mood would quickly start to turn 
around
Am                                
Saw rock bottom, passed it up, and
          Bm
 now I'm further down
Am                                
At the depths of the world, no one
    Bm
 heard a sound
Am                             
The world's biggest dirtbag, I'm 
                  Bm
coming for the crown
Am                                
Ash a blunt inside the Oval Office
            Bm
 'til it's burning down
Am                            
Killing birds with a stone, I'm 
         Bm
tryna combine 'em
Am                                
Fuck Donald Trump, I took a shit, 
   Bm
I look just like him
Am                                
I wish McGregor and Mayweather 
    Bm
could like just fight him
N.C.
That part's for real though, I'm not
 just [?]
Am                                
They take everything I say to 
    Bm
heart
Am                                
When I met Adriana Lima, I swear I
  Bm
 heard her fart
Am                                
That's when my plans changed for 
              Bm
my mission to steal her heart
Am                                
Like covering with my nose with my
   Bm
 shirt and walking away awkwardly
Am                                
We ain't close no more, they say I
    Bm
 can't rap about coke no more
Am                                
Ok, I swear that's the last time, 
     Bm
I'm 'bout to focus more
Am                                
Running around the house party I'm
    Bm
 feeling hella hyper
Am                           
My dealer came through with my 
         Bm
drugs, I had to pay the piper
Am                           
I move with the precision of a 
         Bm
sniper
                   Am           
Your girl will be mine if I like 
                         Bm
her, it's a given, I'ma pipe her

[Chorus]
Am                       Bm
I just wanna live to the maximum
Am                      Bm
Liquor, drugs, hookers all day
Am                    Bm
I'm just having fun, yeah
Am                       Bm
This is what the world's come to
Am                          Bm
If you're offended by this shit
Am                 Bm
I'm saying "Good, fuck you"

[Bridge]
Am               Bm
Tsss, I'm just playing
Am                   Bm
Really no, I'm serious, I'm not
Am
I'm just playing
Am               Bm
Really no, I'm serious