Fantasy Man

I Don't Drink Tea
Or White Chablis
I Sit Around and Watch Tv
Don't Send Flowers
Or Take Showers
But I'll Be There to Pull Your Weeds
Oh,yeah
I Dont Read Books
I Dont French Cook
Or Stroll Around in Galleries
I Hate Opera
I Hate Operah
Don't Fill My Head With Poetry
You Just Want to Squeeze My Masculinity
Why Can't You Leave It Alone?
Hey,hey I Ain't Gonna' Change
Hey,hey Don't You Love Me This Way
Hey,hey I Am What I Am
So Please Understand
I'm Not Your Fantasy Man
I Don't Do Dishes
And I'm Suspricious
Of Any Grown Up Man Does
I'm Homophobie
Don't Do Aerobics
Just Lay Around and Catch a Buzz
You Just Want to Squeeze My Masculinity
Why Can't You Leave It Alone?
Hey,hey I Ain't Gonna' Change
Hey,hey Don't You Love Me This Way
Hey,hey I Am What I Am
So Please Understand
I'm Not Your Fantasy Man
Say Hey,hey,hey,hey
You Just Want to Squeeze My Masculinity
Why Can't You Leave It Alone?
Hey,hey I Ain't Gonna' Change
Hey,hey Don't You Love Me This Way
Hey,hey I Am What I Am
So Please Understand
I'm Not Your Fantasy Man